A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work to go fishing, so he - TopicsExpress

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work to go fishing, so he approached his assistant. Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and dont want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients. Yes, sir! answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: So,Murphy, how was your day? Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol. Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one? asks the doctor. The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir says Murphy. Bravo, bravo! Youre good at this and what about the third one? asks the doctor. Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man! Tunderin lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do? asks the doctor. I put drops in her eyes.!!