A drunk fella just poked me in the back in The Bull and asked me if I wanted a fight! I said no and he turned round and fell flat on his face, it looks like hes broke his own nose. Then he was thrown out!! I thought that would be the funniest moment of my night........BUT, my pal Nelson just came in and told me theres a new movie about Elton Johns life...... and Elton is being played by Tom Hardy!!!!!! Now thats funnier than a drunk falling over and breaking his own nose surely???
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 18:47:39 +0000