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A farmer drove to a neighbours farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. Is your dad or mom home? said the farmer No, they went to town.” How about your brother, Howard? Is he home No, he went to town The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself When the young boy says. I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message. Well, said the farmer uncomfortably, No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”. The boy thought for a moment...then says youll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges £500 for the bulls and £50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 19:26:28 +0000

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