A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says OK, old fellow, time to retire. The old rooster says, You cant handle all these chickens....look at what it did to me! The young rooster replies, Now, dont give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike. The old rooster says, Aw, cmon.....just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I wont bother you, The young rooster says, Scram! Beat it! Youre washed up! Im taking over! So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, Ill tell you what, young fellow, Ill have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if Im so feeble, why not give me a little head start? The young rooster says, Sure, why not, you know Ill still beat you, They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken to cluck Go! and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees whats going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to KFC heaven. He shakes his head gloomily and says, Son of a b***h...third gay rooster I bought this week!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 05:44:24 +0000
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