A farmer is out tending his land, when a young man walks up to him. "I see you have some milkweed on your property. Mind if I get myself some milk?" The farmer suspects his leg is being pulled and says, " Go ahead." An hour later, the young man passes by with two pails of fresh milk. The young man then says, "I notice you got Honeysuckle, mind if I get me some honey?" The farmer is still trying to figure this guy out. He says, "Knock yourself out." An hour later, the young man passes by with two jars of honey. The young man then says, "I see you have some Pussywillow..." The farmer interrupts and says, "Hold on a minute till I get my hat!"
Posted on: Sun, 11 Aug 2013 19:54:32 +0000
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