A farmer is watching his herd...one day a BMW comes speeding down - TopicsExpress

A farmer is watching his herd...one day a BMW comes speeding down the country road. A business man in a Versace suit and Gucci shoes gets out. He says to the farmer. If I can tell you how many cows you have will you give me a calf. The farmer agrees. The business man pulls out his smart phone. Sends a msg to a sattelite that sends a msg back to his tiny smart printer. Prints out fifty pages. Sends another msg to sattelite than receives coordinates. The man says. You have 1023 cows in your field the farmer watches in amusement as the man stuffs a calf in his trunk. The farmer says. If I can guess your business I win my calf back. The business man agrees. The farmer says you are the congressman to the federal government. The business man replies in delight yes, how did you know.? The farmer replies because you show up uninvited, revealing your smarter than me with your tax paid expensive gizmos, you have no concept of a hard days work. You want payment for an answers I already knew to a question I never asked. And you know nothing of cows. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me my dog back!

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