A father passing by his teenage sons bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed Dad. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands :- Dear dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that Im writing you, but Im leaving home. I had to elope with my new girlfriend Rosy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. Ive been finding real passion with Rosy and she is so nice to me. I know when you meet her youll like her too even with all her piercings and tattoos. But its not only the passion Dad, She is pregnant and said that She wants to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Rosy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isnt so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldnt stand in the way of our relationship, dont you agree? Its true she had other boyfriends as well but I know shell be faithful to me in her own way. She wants to have many more children with me and thats now one of my dreams too. Rosy taught me that marijuana doesnt really hurt anyone and well be growing it for us and well trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, well pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Rosy can get better; She sure deserves it!! Your loving son, Rocky. At the bottom of the page were the letters PTO Hands still trembling, his father turned the sheet, and read: PS: Dad, none of the above is true. Im over at the neighbors house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card thats in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love You!
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 02:52:17 +0000
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