A fella goes into his local bank and says to the manager, Id like to borrow £100,000 to open a cheese factory in Cheshire. Its gonna be great. Wow, hold on a minute, says the bank manager. Theres already a company called Cheshire Cheese - youre gonna have to come up with something better than that. The guy comes back next week, and says, Right Ive got it. I want to borrow £200,000 to open a cheese factory in France. Its gonna be called Brie Cheese. Im afraid that ones already there too, says the bank manager. Brie Cheese is world famous, so I cant lend you the money for that. In a last ditch attempt, the man comes back in the following week. Right, says the man, Ive got it. I want to borrow £500,000 to open a cheese factory in Israel. Oh, now were talking, says the bank manager. What are you going to call it? The man says, Cheeses of Nazareth.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 06:47:19 +0000
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