A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said Madam, I should be in 4th grade, Im smarter than my sister and shes in 4th grade. The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took d boy 2 d principals office. She explained everything 2 d principal who decided 2 test d boy with sum questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What is 3+3 Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6 Boy: 12 And so on, the principal asked d boy all questions and d boy got them right. The principal then told d Madam 2 send d boy to 4th grade. the Madam decided 2 ask her questions and d principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ive only 2 of Boy: Legs Madam: What is in ur pants that youve but I dnt have Boy: pockets Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?,The principals eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was taking charge Boy: Bubble gum Madam: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do Boy: Tent,The principal was lookin restless Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me wen ure bored. The best man always has me 1st Boy: Weddin ring Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen Im nt well, I drip. Wen u blow me,you feel gud Boy: Nose Madam: Ive a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver Boy:Arrow Madam: What starts wit F and ends wit a K and if u dnt get it, uve 2 use ur hand Boy: Fork Madam: Wht is it that all men ve,its longer in sum men than odas,the Pope doesnt use his n a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage Boy: surname Madam: What part of d man has no bone but has muscles wit a lot of veins like pumps and is responsible 4 makin luv Boy: Heart, The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said 2 d Madam Send the boy 2 University. the best to u all today.:*
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 05:33:38 +0000
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