A few more funny, clever or philosophical quotes…. In three words I can sum up everything Ive learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. Sholom Aleichem You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. Albert Camus How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these. George Washington Carver I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. ORourke Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Billy Connolly They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. Bertrand Russell There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. Josh Billings A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Milton Berle If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin
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