A few more quotes... I have a new philosophy. Im only going to dread one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. Phyllis Diller Its simple, if it jiggles, its fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. Saint Augustine It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L. Mencken Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. P. J. ORourke The superfluous, a very necessary thing. Voltaire My life needs editing. Mort Sahl Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! Steve Martin The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Terry Pratchett The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. Demetri Martin Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. Dennis Miller I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. Richard Lewis Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. Alfred Hitchcock Theres a great power in words, if you dont hitch too many of them together. Josh Billings We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. Logan Pearsall Smith If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, theyd never marry. O. Henry Its a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. W. Somerset Maugham One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. William Feather If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. Billy Wilder
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