A few years ago I was in a coma for 5 days. When I woke up, I had a broken nose, two black eyes, a skull fracture, 3 cracked ribs, and a broken arm. The Dr asked me if I remembered what happened. I said, Well the last thing I remember was Myra and I were playing golf and she sliced her ball over into a cow pasture. She really wanted her ball back, so we hopped the fence and went looking for it. I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. So, I walked over and lifted its tail and there wedged in pretty good was a golf ball. I yelled, Hey honey this looks like yours! Yeah, thats the last thing I remember!
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:10:48 +0000
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