A freira vai ao médico: - Doutor, estou com um ataque de soluços - TopicsExpress

A freira vai ao médico: - Doutor, estou com um ataque de soluços horrível. Não consigo comer, nem dormir,… nada. - Tenha calma, irmã, que vou examiná-la. Ele examina-a e diz: - Irmã, a senhora está grávida! A freira se levanta em pânico e sai correndo do consultório. Uma hora depois o médico recebe um telefonema da madre superiora do convento: - Doutor, o que é disse á irmã Carmen? - Madre superiora, como ela tinha uma forte crise de soluço, passei-lhe um susto dizendo que estava grávida. Ela parou de soluçar? - Sim, a irmã Carmen parou de soluçar, mas o padre Paulo fez as malas e sumiu

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