A friend of mine received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. Ive been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when youre not around. In fact, more than you. Im not getting any at home, but thats no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it wont happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in Damn autocorrect. I meant wifi, not wife
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 00:55:54 +0000
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