A friend sent this to me. Its worth reading Subject: FW: USMC Joke > > A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah, when > they came upon an > > Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. > On the opposite > > side of the road was an American Marine in a similar, > but less serious > > state. > > The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid > was given to both > > men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had > happened. > > The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and > moving north along the > > highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed > insurgent. We saw > > each other and both took cover in the ditches along the > road. I yelled > > to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife > scumbag who got > > what he deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama > is a lying, > > good-for-nothing, left wing Communist who isnt > even an American. So I > > said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a > frigid, > > mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, > Oh yeah? Well, so > > does Nancy Pelosi!. And there we were, in the > middle of the road, > > shaking hands, when a truck hit us. > > > > > > > > > > > >
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 12:00:02 +0000
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