A friend wondered if my title, Reverend, isnt a bit stuffy, a bit off-putting, for my viewing audience. He has a point. Sometimes when I meet new people, they make assumptions about who I am, how I should act and what I should say because I am a Reverend. Ive hit upon a possible solution. Im thinking of purchasing a new title, a royal title, now on sale at RegalTitles or PrestigeTitles. How does, Lord Panagore sound? Not pretentious enough? Sir Peter? Count Panagore? Prince Peter? Prince is probably overstepping, but I like the alliteration. The seller of these royal titles promises that my life will change as soon as I make my first hotel, restaurant or airline reservations. People will fawn over me (as if they didnt now), and do anything for me. He promises that I will gain entry into Londons high society, be invited to the choicest parties and taken on exotic vacations by my new, well-heeled friends. He promises that merely by buying a title and putting it on my passport, drivers license and credit cards, my popularity will skyrocket, and I will gain new respect, escape my mundane life, and enjoy unheard-of privileges. And it will be all because I will seem to be other than I am. Lets Pray: Dear God, You see me for who I am; to You, title and image are nothing. What matters is only the treasure of my heart, and You love me anyway, for nothing is hidden from You. Amen. Heres a Thought: Be what you are, not what you seem. Sources: (By the way, its a scam. ~ Reverend Peter) regaltitles/ prestigetitles/ royaltitles.net/ Lord Bradford and royal titles: Can you really buy your way into nobility? by Joseph Cotto, Washington Times, November 27, 2012 communities.washingtontimes/neighborhood/life-stories/2012/nov/27/lord-bradford-and-royal-titles-can-you-really-buy-/ Scott Disick Becomes British Royalty, How You Can Get A Royal Title Too By Amanda Remling, International Business Times, July 17 2012, ibtimes/scott-disick-becomes-british-royalty-how-you-can-get-royal-title-too-723723
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