A glimpse of #India when #Narendra #Modi will be #PM: 1. There will be no natural calamities. No Tsunami. No Earthquake. No floods. No land-slides. 2. Monsoon will be always on time. There will be enough amount of rain. Rajasthans desert will turn into dense forest. 3. #Pakistan will leave PoK and bow down to India. 4. #Hollywood movies will show Aliens attacking Delhi, Mumbai not Chicago, New York and Washington. 5. Ganga and Yamuna will get purified by themselves. 6. Peaks of Himalaya will stop melting due to global warming. 7. Indian tourists will go to cities like New york, Los angeles, Florida, Chicago, Paris, London to click pictures of #poor , needy children 8. We will find worldwide food chain of Dhokla, Fafda, Ganthiya and Thepla, Dominos, McD and KFC will extinguish 9. When president Obama will visit India he will wear half sleeve Kurta, Dhoti and go to Akshardham temple before meeting the PM of India. 10. China will make Tibet free and will give a new slogan Hindi-Hindi Waah Waah. Chini-Chini Haaye Haaye 11. Prevention of Congress Act (#POCA) will be passed to put all congressmen behind the bars and making India Congress free. 12. Nav-Ratra will be renamed as Guj-Ratra. 13. Main Desh Nahi Mitne Dunga will become the mandatory prayer for all Indian schools, be it regional language or English medium school, you have to sing this early morning. Source: The Ghanta Times
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 17:30:59 +0000
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