A good friend of mine asked me what my life is like as a 28 year old guy with no kids or wife, so Ive decided to write out my daily schedule below. 7:00am: Alarm goes off and I immediately respond to the good morning handsome texts and or send texts out of that nature. I look around my room and detect zero responsibilities. 8:00am: While considering breakfast options, I only have myself to debate with, so I usually pick something very quickly and get there with no delays & enjoy my meal peacefully. 9:00am: Morning poop goes off without a hitch and is quite a peaceful moment in time. 10:00am: I go for my morning run (without pushing a stroller and limiting my arm swing thus in turn using correct running form). 11:00am: Get an invitation for a threesome but decline it due to a scheduling conflict but in all honesty, Its actually annoying. 12:00pm: Lunch time and without hesitation I drive to the location because Ive been pondering it since I made space after the morning poop. I catch up on Facebook (whos about to gain responsibilities, or more of them, who works out, boobs, news stories, jokes from other comedians, and laugh at people for being stupid). 1:00pm-9:30pm: Work (since I dont have many responsibilities, I only have a part-time job). I work so that I can afford to go to the store and buy latex that helps protect against responsibilities and because the post 9-11 GI Bill isnt quite enough for me. 10:00pm-12:00am: Lay in bed peacefully with no intention of moving for anything and also write down any jokes Ive thought about during the day. I then tame the dragon, then fall asleep and make it through all sleep cycles without a single interruption.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 15:05:33 +0000
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