A guide to being Jessica: - wait until the last possible second - TopicsExpress



          

A guide to being Jessica: - wait until the last possible second to get out of bed - while getting ready for work, constantly push up your glasses, even if they arent on your face - grumble about the hair you set last night not turning out again - as you head out the door, scramble to find tape, a safety pin, ANYTHING to keep your dress closed - change dress - panic at least three times on the drive to work about whether or not you put deodorant on - sit in front of a space heater at your desk until its time to leave
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 13:56:15 +0000

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