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A guy buys a sports car. While driving he decides to get some speed under his belt. A cop catches and pulls him over. The cop comes to the window and says Sir, its Friday, my shift is almost over, and I have just quit smoking. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding Ill let you go. The guy pauses and then says my wife left me for a cop ten years ago and I thought you were trying to bring her back to me. The cop smiled and said have a nice day sir.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 03:38:03 +0000

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