A guy walks into a bar. Hes ordering some drinks when he notices that there are two large pieces of meat stuck to the ceiling. So he asks the barman why theyre there. The barman says, Well, its part of a little game I have going here. Youve got to try and get those down from the ceiling without using a chair or a pool cue or anything else. If you manage, Ill give you $200. But if you try it and you dont succeed, youve gotta give me $200. So the guy eyes up the ceiling for a while, and eventually turns back to the barman and says, No, Im not going to try it. Of course, the barman says, Why not? Look its easy, all youve gotta do is get them down off the ceiling. And the guy shakes his head and says, No, no, I cant do it. The steaks are too high.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 10:16:28 +0000