A guy went to visit his friend from a very rich family. When he entered, the maid approached him and asked : MAID : what wud u like 2 drink ? Fruit juice, yogurt, tea, chocolate, capp or coffee ? GUY : Tea plz MAID : ceylon tea, India tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea, green tea ? GUY : ceylon tea plz MAID : how do u want it, black or white ? GUY : White MAID : Milk or fresh cream ? GUY : with Milk MAID : Goat Milk or Cow Milk ? GUY : Cow Milk MAID : Freezland cow or afrikner cow ? GUY : hmmm, let me go wit d Freezland cow MaID : would u like it with Sweetner, Sugar or honey ? GUY : Sugar MAID : bee sugar or Cane Sugar ? GUY : Cane sugar MAID : White, brown or yellow sugar ? GUY : Abeg, forget abt d tea, just give me a glass of water. MAID : Mineral, Tap or distilled water ? GUY : Mineral water MAID : Flavoured or non flavoured ? GUY : Infact get Me an empty glass. MAID : U want a tumbler, wine glass, champagneflute or a beer mug ? GUY : Abeg, free me, make i swallow ma spit.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:07:22 +0000
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