A guy with marital problems wrote a letter to the system analyst (Marriage Software Division) of a software company: Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate to get some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and discovered that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasnt mentioned in the product module. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as Boys Night out 2.5 and Champions League 5.3 no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected Saturday Premire League football 6.3always fails and Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall doesnt work on this program. Can you please help? ... …and this was the analyst’s reply Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its programmer to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge (remove)Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. GoodEvening Friends
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 16:49:23 +0000
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