A hard of hearing Herring was also bad at spelling, so writing became frightning and his book remained unseen. A Bream was mean and plaiced his fat face upon the walls of disgrace. Whilst praying to Cod a young Fry was bold, he wished and thought he should not get old. A Lobster and Crab a row they had about Trout but as it turned out, it was just as fishy and wash wishy of course, like the tail and tales from a Seahorse. O what a fuss exclaimed the oct-o-pus , arms out and about but empty and without a few squid he could not rid, the sea of his wii and so cheated and defeated he retired and slept in his garden its so told, in a song of old, come with me down to the sea to an octopuses garden , you will find a daily grind, of arms and legs attatched to head of a large sea spider claimed Eida the sea tiger. It all goes to show theres plenty of weird fish to make a dish, but theres little sole as a whole to a catfish or flatfish in the sand said the sea urchin bismirching any possible learning or earning from a fish pie. An Eel electric and ecclectic sold the deaf herring an aide, now he writes at night but his books are not in shade he gets paid and at the party he is all the rage. ...........the moral of this ridiculous story is, you get what you pay for, and this story is free, if you want a better story, send me a large cheque made out to ripoff tales here in wales , please allow 28yrs for delivery before complaining to the ombudsman , watchworm at the British Library, basement level, out the back, behind the bins. London UR4 MUG. P.S. please remember your investment is not considered wise until matured and we can only promise that this credit agreement means nothing, yes thats right absolutely nothing so get yours free when being mugged for this and many other crappy stories. Quality of your story is however subject to subjective and dishonest and unqualified and excessive bull usually reserved for the sanctimonious smug type that this editor cannot stomach and will readily sue.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 01:55:08 +0000
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