A husband went to police station to report his missing wife: Husband: Ive lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and still hasnt come home. Sergeant: What is her height ? Husband: Oh, 5 something . . . Sergeant: Build? Husband: Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I dont remember exactly. Sergeant: Did she go in a car? Husband: Yes. Sergeant: What kind of car was it? Husband: A 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, GT bucket seats and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. At this point the husband started crying. Sergeant: Dont worry sir.......Well find your car.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 17:33:42 +0000
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