A joke for d night to relieve d stress of d busy day: A man and woman are having dinner...Man: Baby, I love you, would you marry me?Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds,bought books and listened to tapes. I even went out of my way to be nice to every male species of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, Redeem, House onthe Rock, Winners, Covenant Chapel, looking for you! l went from a size 16 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see. I left Lagos, for Abuja, from Abuja to Port-Harcourt, then I went all the way to Calabar. I joinedhi-5, faceboook, twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted and raved, hoping you would show up! For where? Iuploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I had photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitationwas direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it wasyou all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning? Wereyou trying to destroy my faith? You almost rendered my prayer life useless? What were you waiting for? What sign where youlooking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!Nowbe a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!...=)) \=D/
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 21:48:56 +0000
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