A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,What are the grounds for your divorce? Wife: About 4 acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. Judge: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? Wife: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar Judge: I mean,What are your relations like? Wife: I have an aunt and uncle living in warri and some dum husbands parents. Judge: Do u have a real grudge? Wife: No,we have a broken down Toyota pick-up and have never really needed one. Judge: Please,is there any infidelity in your marriage? Wife: no, both my son and daughter bank with fedelity bank. We dont necessarily like the services, but the answer 2 your questions is no. Judge: Maam, does your husband ever beat u up? Wife: Yes,about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,Lady, why do u want a divorce? Wife: Oh, I dont want a divorce. Ive never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he cant communicate with me and my communication skills suck!. #Nigeria #Jokes
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 09:29:19 +0000
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