A kid in my building (hes like 7 or 8) was walking down the hall and was all... Hey Mr. Gore (Id rather him shoot me in the face than make me feel a thousand) Hey. (little shit) How was school today? Everyone had to pick a famous name out of a hat and tell three facts about them tomorrow. Oh cool. Whod you get? Abraham Lincoln. Ah thats a good one. Do you know stuff about him? Yes... (30 second battle between good and evil in my mind) He was a astronaut who won a famous space battle He did? Yes... he defeated the Lance Armstrong in the Tour de Fart. (He laughs for bit) I know it sounds funny... But its French so... He eventually won the intergalactic space trophy and Im pretty sure its at the top of the Washington Monument to this day. Wow. Yea. What does isntergalaxtics mean? Its like when all the galaxies... When they like get together... You see the universe is big... Earth is small actually.. (He stares at me) Its Spanish... for amazing Oh So there are your three facts! Thanks! Call me Mr Gore again.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Feb 2014 15:21:57 +0000