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A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo! Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3. The woman replies, Oh, Im not looking for the cooking stuff. Im calling my husband. Hes in here somewhere The clerk is astonished. Your husbands name is Crisco? The woman answers, Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when were out in public I see, said the clerk. What do you call him at home? Lard ass.
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 21:34:31 +0000

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