A lot been said about our Christmas so lets just chill and go Ghetto Style Night Before Christmas... Twas da night befo Christmas and all in the hood Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good The tube socks was hung on the window sill And we all had smiles up on our grill Mookie and Bebe was snug in the crib Bumpin phat beats cuz the systems fly I bounced to the window at a quarter pas Bout ready to pop a cap in somebodys- Well anyway I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin, just mind yo bidness! I said, For real doe, come check dis out! We werent even buggin, no worries, no doubt Cuz bumpin and thumpin from around da way Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that! He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz Ay yo, give it up, lets make some noise! To the top of the projects and across the strip mall We gots ta go, I got a booty call! He pulled up his ride on the top of da roof And sippin on a 40, he busted a move I yelled up to Santa, Yo, aint got no stack! He said, Damn homie, dese projects is wack! But dont worry black, cuz I gots da skillz I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz. Out from his bag he pulled 3 tings A credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat And busted the window with a b-ball bat I said, Whassup, Santa? Whyd ya bust my place? He said, You best get on up out my face! His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold His sneaks was Puma and they was five years old He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side Santa broke out da loot & my mouf popped open wide. A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome To tap that booty waitin at home And all I heard as he cruised outta sight Was a loud and hearty? WEEESSTSIIIIDE!!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 09:39:43 +0000
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