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A man and his wife are in court getting divorce.The problem was who should get custody of the child.The wife jumped up and said:"Your honour,i brought the child into the world with pain and labour.She should be in my custody."The judge turns to the husband and says"What do u have to say in ur defence?The man sat 4 a while contemplating.Then slowly rose "Your honour,if i put a rand in a vending matchine and a coke comes out,whose coke is it,the matchine or mine ? Morning guys!
Posted on: Thu, 12 Sep 2013 06:39:29 +0000

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