A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk. As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan what Ill do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that its a snake skin belt Yes the woman replies but what about the skunk? I dont know, youll just have to hide it up your skirt but what about the smell? the woman asks. To which the man replies Look, if it dies it dies!
Posted on: Sun, 12 Oct 2014 15:11:01 +0000