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A man and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets the custody of the child. THE WIFE jumps up and says, your honor I brought the child into this world in pains and labor, he should be in my custody. The Judge turns to the husband and asked what he has to say. THE MAN then said calmly "your honor, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out... whose cash is it....... the MACHINE OR MINE"??
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:55:10 +0000

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