A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad, gushed son number one. Sorry Im running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didnt have time to get you a gift. Not to worry, said the father. The important thing is that were all together today. Son number two arrived and announced, You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didnt have time to shop for you. Its nothing, said the father. Were glad you were able to come. Just then the daughter arrived. Hello and happy anniversary! Im sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didnt have time to get you anything. After they had finished dessert, the father said, Theres something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married. The three children gasped and all said, You mean were bastards? Yep, said the father, And cheap ones too. Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesnt It?
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 15:34:23 +0000
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