A man died and went 2 hell.Getting there,he saw different hells for different countries(Germany,USA,Nigeria and so on).He decided 2 luk 4 d one that is not 2 tough. 1st,he went 2 German hell,dey told him what hpns here is that,they will shock u on electric chair,4ce u 2 sleep on a bed full of nails and lastly d German devil will come and flog u through out d day. He left and went 2 USA hell,d Same thing.den,he went 2 Nigerian hell and surprise to C a vry long queue.He inquired and Dey told him D Same thing that hpns in other hell. E nw asked,If its the thing same Dat happens in other hells happens here,Y this long queue here? A concerned Nigerian drew him 2 one corner and said,the secret here is Dat,D electric chair does not wrk bcus there is no light,D bed is vry soft bcus D contractor Dey gave D nails contract ate D money & does not supply D nails,so no nails on D bed,and lastly,D Nigerian devil is a civil servant,so he comes,,sign-in and goes for other business....
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 05:57:31 +0000
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