A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, What are all those clocks? St. Peter answered, Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move. Oh, said the man, whose clock is that? Thats Mother Teresas. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. Incredible, said the man. Thats Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life. Wheres Obamas clock? His clock is in Jesus office. Hes using it as a ceiling fan.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 15:24:01 +0000
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