A man dies and goes to heaven to meet St.Peter at the pearly - TopicsExpress

A man dies and goes to heaven to meet St.Peter at the pearly gates. The man sees a bunch of clocks on a wall and asks what they are. He is told that. Those are Everyones Lie clock, see everyone has a clock and every time they tell a Lie the hands move. The guy points to a clock on the wall that hasnt moved and asks who does that clock belong to? St Peter says Thats mother Theresas clock, she never told a lie her entire life. The man then points to Another clock, whos is that. St Peter states thats Abe Lincolns clock. The hands moved twice in his entire life. The man now puzzled inquires. Wheres Obamas clock ? St Peter chuckles and says Obamas clock has been moved to Jesuss office, he is currently using it as a ceiling fan. LMFAO.

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