A man is in court d judge says,on the 3rd of august you were accused of killing ur wife by beating her with a hammer,hw do u plead? The man:guilty.At dis point a man at d bk of d court stood up n shouted,u dirt rat!d judge asked the man to seat dwn n refrain frm making a noise. The judge:and also u were accused of killing ur son by beating him to death wit a hammer on the 17ti of sep,hw do u plead? The man:guilty.again the man at the bk stood up n shouted even louder,u dirty rotten stinking rat!!!.at dis point the judge called d man to the bench n said,iv already asked u t b quiet,if u continue wit dis outbursts,i will with contempt of court.i can understand ur feelings,bt wat relationship hv u wit d man?.he replied,he is ma nex door neighbour.d judge replied,i can understand ur feelings then, bt u must refrain frm any comments. The man replied,No ur honour u dnt understand.twice hv i asked dis man if i could borrow a hammer,n twice he said he didnt have one!!!
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 14:13:41 +0000
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