A man is in the supermarket when he sees an attractive woman waving to him and smiling. He walks over, unsure of who she is. “I’m sorry,” he says, “But I don’t think I recognize you.” “I think you’re the father of one of my children,” the woman says, smiling. The man’s heart nearly stops as he thinks back to the one time he was unfaithful to his wife. "Wow” he says, “Are you the Stripper from my bachelor party, who tied me down on the pool table, and did it with me, with all my buddiescheering, while your friend covered me in whipped cream? Boy that was insane." Shocked, the woman replies, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.” describe this man in 1 word....... by mr 9ice guy
Posted on: Thu, 13 Jun 2013 03:09:48 +0000
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