*A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. > > On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to > wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man > immediately gets an erection. > > The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, Did > you call for me? > > The man replies, No, what do you mean? > > She says, You must be new here. Let me explain. Its a rule > here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me. > > Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies > down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him > have his way with her. > > The man continues to explore the colonys facilities. He enters > the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts..... > > Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room > toward him, Did you call for me? says the hairy man. > > No, what do you mean? says the newcomer. > > You must be new, says the hairy man, its a rule that if you > fart, it implies that you called for me. The huge man easily > spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. > > The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is > greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, May I help you? > she says. > > The man yells, Heres my membership card. You can have the key > back and you can keep the £500 membership fee. > > But, Sir, she replies, youve only been here for a few hours. > You havent had the chance to see all our facilities. > > The man replies, Listen lady, Im 68 years old. I only get an > erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day!!*
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 22:17:20 +0000
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