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A man matome was burnt to death. So they called his 2 best friends Mosa and Johnny to identify the body. 1st went Johnny. Johnny : He is burnt pretty bad, his face is beyond recognition. Johnny asked the mortuary attendant to roll the body over. The mortuary attendant found this really weird. He rolled the body then Johnny said; This is not matome! They called the 2nd friend Mosa to identify the body. Mosa also asked the same question to roll the body over. He also said; This is not matome! The mortuary attendant asked; Why did both of you want me to roll the body? Mosa replied; matome has 2 assholes, that is not matome. The mortuary attendant exclaimed; Eh? That is impossible! Mosa said; am telling you he has 2 assholes, because, everytime when 3 of us go to club, people say; Here comes matome and his 2 assholes! #power

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