A man ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldnt remove the instrument from his p*nis. He read the manual but didnt find any useful information on how to dis-engage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the suppliers Customer Service Hot Line. Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cows udder?? Dont worry, replied the customer service , The machine will release automatically once its collected 10 litres of milk.... The man collapsd......... . . . Did u like the post... .if yes....plis join our new page below click Kegg Flloyd AND FOR THE BEST RELATIONSHIP TIPS....LOVE QOUTES.....LOVE TIPS....DIS IS DA BEST PAGE IN FACE BOOK ...TRUST. ME ...ALL IN ONE CLICK HERE
Posted on: Tue, 11 Nov 2014 20:42:36 +0000
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