A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. Ive been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever youre not around. In fact, probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but thats no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology and with my promise that it wont ever happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autospell! I meant wifi, not wife . . . . .
Posted on: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 01:53:11 +0000
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