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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. Thats when I made my mistake. . . . . What did you do? asks the doctor. Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 07:35:36 +0000

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