A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: This bull mated 50 times last year. The wife turns to her husband and says, He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him. They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: This bull mated 65 times last year. The wife turns to her husband and says, This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also. They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: This bull mated 365 times last year. The wifes mouth drops open and says, WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one. The man turns to his wife and says, Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 21:01:16 +0000