A man walks into a restaurant with a full grown ostrich behind him. The man orders a hamburger and fries and a coke. The waitress turns to the ostrich and says whats yours. Ill have the same says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order and is paid €6.40 - the exact amount. The following day the man and ostrich return and order the same as the previous day. Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change. This becomes a routine until late one evening the two enter again The usual? asks the waitress. No this is Friday night, so Ill have a steak, baked potato and side salad, says the man. Same for me says the ostrich. Once again on receipt of the order the man pulls out the exact change €12.62 out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cant hold back her curiosity any longer. Excuse me sir. how do you manage always to come up with the exact change? Well, says the man. Several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything Id just put my hand into my pocket and the correct amount would be there. Thats brilliant says the waitress. Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but youll always be as rich as you want. The waitress then asks One other thing, sir, whats with the ostrich? The man sighs and answers. My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say!!
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 23:18:03 +0000
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