A man was driving a car ... A fat lady on a scooty overtook him - TopicsExpress



          

A man was driving a car ... A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !! Man shouted : Hey Buffalo Lady turned back and shouted : You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey Suddenly she had an accident She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road MORAL : Ladies never understand what a Man wants to say... 😛 WoMen never listen properly:- Wife: I lost my keys again ! Husband: Its in your Jeans. Wife: Dont drag my family into this.... Husband’s Message (by cellphone): Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Teena brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot. Wife’s Response: Who is Teena?
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 12:52:35 +0000

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