A man was sick and tired of going to work every day 🚵 while his wife stayed home. 😶. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the mans wish.💫💥🔀 💫💥🔀 The next morning, sure enough, 🌝 the man awoke as a woman... he arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, 🍩 awakened the kids, 👖🎽👚👞 set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, 🍫 drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, 🏦 went grocery shopping, 🎫🚞 then drove home to put away the groceries. Then it was already 1 PM and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor,⚠ ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home, set out milk and cookies and 🍶🍪 got the kids to do their homework. 📝📋 Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.💻 At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, 🍆🍈🍑🍅 breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. 🍛 After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed.👫😴 At 9 PM exhausted and, though his daily chores werent finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. 💑 The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 🙏 Lord, I dont know what I was thinking.😇 I was so wrong to envy my wifes being able to stay home all day!🏡 Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen! The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 💬 My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be here to change things back to the way they were. 👨👈👩 But youll have to wait nine months, though. 9⃣📅 You got pregnant last night💑➡🚼 Courtesy of Des OConnor relationship coach
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 09:51:23 +0000
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