A man who was driving with his wife in the car was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. MAN: Whats the problem, officer? OFFICER: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. MAN: No sir, I was going 65. WIFE: Oh, Harry. You were going 80. (The man gave his wife a look.) OFFICER: Im also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. MAN: Broken taillight? I didnt know about a broken tail light! WIFE: Oh Harry, youve known about that taillight for weeks. (The man gave his wife another look.) OFFICER: Im also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. MAN: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. WIFE: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. MAN: (Turned to his wife and yelled), SHUT YOUR MOUTH! OFFICER: (Turned to the woman), Maam, does your husband talk to you this way all the time? OFFICER: No, only when hes drunk!
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 19:20:24 +0000
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