A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, Honey, I know weve been married for forty years, but I want a divorce. The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph. He then says, I dont want you to try to talk me out of it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend, and shes a better lover than you are. Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases. I want the house, he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph. He says, I want the car, too, but she just drives faster and faster. By now shes up to ninety mph. All right, he says, I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too. The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling. This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, Isnt there anything you want? The wife says, No, Ive got everything I need. Oh, really, he says, so what have you got? Right before they slam into the wall at one hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, The airbag. - Unknown
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 14:06:50 +0000
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